Criminals Required For A Good Society In America

Criminals Required For A Good Society In America

I’m going to be having fun with the hidden fines found in traffic tickets for a while here. Especially when you can spin statements like this. It’s ridiculous, the views of some of the law enforcement and government. This blog post is dealing with statements that were made by a Massachusetts police chief. Kenneth Coye states: Traffic tickets are necessary for maintaining quality of life. That means that criminals are required for maintaining quality of life in America.

 

Make More Criminals So Americans Can Have A Better Life

Screw job creation. Let’s go for criminal creation! If we can double the amount of criminals we have in America, by Coye’s theories, we should be able to double the quality of life in America! So go out and break a law. Speed without wearing your seatbelt, go piss on something in public. Harass people as you’re walking down the street or go spit on a cop……..Actually, you should definetely go spit on a cop. It will serve the double purpose of getting ticketed (good for American lifestyle) and spitting on a cop (good for seeing a cop get spat on).

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